Def Dog: Cargo ship draws giant penis in Red Sea then becomes wedged in Suez Canal

*This is probably not an accident A container ship caught in the Suez Canal took an unusual route through the Red Sea before it became stuck on a major shipping route. The 200,000-tonne mega ship MV Ever Given has become stuck in the Suez Canal, sparking fears of a “catastrophic” meltdown in world trade and …