10-15-18… “Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She’s Only Half Lizard Person”

First of all, Babylon Bee is a satire site. Second of all, I just was laughing at this very loudly (inside, at least). Third of all, I pass this along with all due respect to what HRC really is, what kinds of lizard and/or other ET cultures are present on Earth, and many of which may have mated with humans for very positive reasons!

Posted for humor only. Don’t like it? Well, perhaps it’s time to “Light-en up”…


Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She’s Only Half Lizard Person

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton showed the results of a recent DNA test that conclusively proved she is only 50% Reptilian.

The test, conducted by a renowned DNA expert, showed that only 50% of her blood comes from reptilian humanoids from space bent on destroying humanity. Many Washington insiders had claimed she was 100% reptile, but these claims are now known to be a hoax.

“I’m happy to announce that I’m only half reptile,” she said on an interview Sunday evening. “I hope my critics will think twice before calling me a space reptile now, since that’s only half true. I’m only part lizard person, thank you very much.”

But she was quick to point out that whether or not she’s an earth-conquering reptile is irrelevant, quipping, “What difference, at this point, does it make?”

At publishing time, Clinton had admitted the remainder of her DNA was that of a Cylon.